Grease Monkey Feminized Cannabis Seeds

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  • THC LEVEL:  20%
  • VARIETY: Mostly Hybrid
  • FLOWERING TIME: 8-10 Weeks
  • FLAVOR: Diesel, Earthy, Vanilla
  • EFFECTS: Calming, Relaxed, Sedative

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Grease Monkey strain overview

Are you looking for a highly potent cannabis strain that leaves you relaxed after a frazzled day? Grease Monkey feminized cannabis is the right choice for you. Besides its impressive high potency, this strain gives you the aroma and flavor that uniquely blends dank, nutty, and fresh vanilla hints for the ultimate experience. 

As a beginner cannabis grower, you should experiment with Grease Monkey’s feminized strain; it has a relatively short cycle with an incredibly high yield rate. Expect an intense experience characterized by near-balanced effects that will keep you coming back each time. Here is everything you need to know about this magical strain.

What is the origin and genetic composition of the Grease Monkey feminized strain?

The Grease Monkey feminized marijuana was developed by crossing two legendary strains; Cookies& Cream and Gorilla Glue #4. This strain is Indica-dominant (70%), with Sativa at 30%. It also boasts high THC levels, up to 30%, under optimal growing conditions.

Despite being Indica-dominant, most of its features are similar to Sativa strains. The plant can grow up to 1.5 meters, like Sativa-dominant strains.

The plant’s buds are medium in size and have a dense structure and shape. You can tell the buds from a distance due to the dark orange pistils which pop throughout at maturity. Grease Monkey’s feminized cannabis is also covered in frost-like white trichomes, which gives it an incredible visual appeal.

What are the effects of Grease Monkey feminized strain?

After a few hits of the Grease Monkey feminized joint, the Sativa properties induce a mellow head rush, which uplifts your moods and makes you think straight with a touch of creativity.

The uplifting effects last for a short time and are soon clouded by calming effects which creep in waves. At first, the brain experiences an extraordinary calm that locks your thoughts. At this moment, any worries or negative thoughts start to evaporate, leaving you in a peaceful state.

As the Indica properties spread to the rest of the body, you start to experience a numbing effect. You may find yourself couch-locked for hours, unable to move around. Hunger starts to strike as the effects reach peak levels, so make sure you prepare snacks beforehand. As the effects wear off, sleep becomes inevitable. 

Can the Grease Monkey Feminized strain be used medically?

Yes. Grease Monkey has powerful anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving properties, which can help alleviate menstrual cramps, arthritic pain, backaches, and migraines. The calming effects of this strain are crucial in suppressing mental health conditions. People with stress, panic attacks, and depression can take this strain to suppress the symptoms. The muscle-relaxing properties help with muscle spasms, fatigue, aches, and lethargy

What does the Grease Monkey Feminized Strain smell and taste like?

Freshly cured buds produce a diesel aroma with a sweet dank skunky undertone. During combustion, the buds produce a similar aroma, with a nutty and fresh vanilla undertone getting intense.

On inhalation, the tongue remains with a sweet, dank, and skunky taste as the acrid smoke goes down the throat. On inhalation, the taste buds remain with fresh vanilla and a nutty aftertaste, lasting for several hours.

How to cultivate Grease Monkey feminized seeds

Grease Monkey feminized cannabis is picky and requires tender care for them to thrive. It would help if you pruned the branches from time to time to allow light to penetrate all areas in the plant. Another factor you can consider, especially in an indoor setup, is using carbon filters to suppress the strong scent the plant emits during the flowering stage.

Indoor-grown Grease Monkey feminized cannabis takes about 8-9 weeks to flower and yields an average of 510 grams/m2. On the other hand, the outdoor-grown Grease Monkey feminized weed completes flowering in October and yields 595 grams/plant.

Additional information






8 Weeks, 9 Weeks, 10 Weeks


All Season




Mostly Hybrid


Indoor, Outdoor


500 to 700 grams


100 to 300 grams


Calming, Relaxed, Sedative


Diesel, Earthy, Vanilla

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Jimmy Singh
Michigan grower

South west Michigan grower, this strain did exceptional in 2022. Outdoors I had one plant get to 9’ tall with a great yield. Unique taste and smell. Definitely would recommend!

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